30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace, via thatcrazyxcsoph)

30 7 / 2014

"Stop referring to pizza as a “cheat meal”. That implies you are doing something wrong and there is nothing more right in the world than eating pizza"

30 7 / 2014

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

(via livingafitlife)

30 7 / 2014

fatmaninalittlesuit:

livelovehealthy91:

falling-downn:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

Game of Scones

"pita pan" really gets me

I would seriously try all of these places based on the name only. :)

(Source: karenhurley, via theweightliftingyogi)

30 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

Vacation prep… haircut, Check!! Oh and look, it’s my grandparents in the background!

Vacation prep… haircut, Check!! Oh and look, it’s my grandparents in the background!

27 7 / 2014

5secondsof-mylife:

upclassytyfighta:

princesskindacharming:

My goal in life is to be like them.

Really it’s the high-five that seals it. That’s rhythm and being in sync with each other. 

this is too perfect oh my gawd

(Source: drachenpfoten, via theweightliftingyogi)

27 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

image

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

(Source: typicalmichiganders, via thatcrazyxcsoph)

27 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

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27 7 / 2014

runmantra:

goal: increase giving, care, love.

runmantra:

goal: increase giving, care, love.

(via thatcrazyxcsoph)

27 7 / 2014

thatcrazyxcsoph:

sole-runner:

Me at pasta parties

Me if there is pasta within a 50 mile radius

(Source: bartonfinks)